i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT
Steal his look: Tobias Fünke (never nude)
MICHEAL KORS Dunmore Camouflage Weekender: $748.00
White 1000 Count Egyptian Cotton Down Comforter: $800.00
Wool/Silk Experia Crew Socks: $17.99 (a pair)
Birkenstock Arizona Aviator Men’s Sandels: $159.00
Giorgio Armani AR5002 Glasses: $280.00
Fake Mustache: $3.00